Wednesday, September 06, 2006

weirdo

After the comments on my last post, I thought I would publish this one that I had started, but never completed:
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So, I have been tagged to reveal some weird things about myself. My bag of secrets is getting smaller the longer I have this blog, but it is also making me more self-aware, which makes new idiosyncracies occur to me. So...

1. I have always looked younger than I am. When I was 26 and Kate was 6, we were mistaken for sisters a couple times! You might think this is an enviable trait, but it really irritated me in my 20s. (Older) people would say, "I wouldn't have guessed your age-you look so young!" in a way that maybe they thought was supposed to be a compliment, but really sounded like an insult. It always made me feel like maybe I was dressing inappropriately or saying "like" too often or something. But now I realize they were just jealous.

Just in the past few months the cashiers have stopped asking for my i.d. if I buy alcohol with my groceries. And it kind of hurts.

2. I have a tattoo on my ankle. In our current environment, this is totally NOT weird at all. But when my girlfriend and I decided to get tattoos the summer of 1990, we didn't know anyone else who had one, and felt that we were being pretty wild.

3. I am somewhat prone to fainting. The most recent time it happened was when I was in labor with Thomas! I got to the examining room, changed my clothes, and got on the table. The interns or whoever they were tipped the table back to see how dilated I was. It seems that they tipped me too far back, or maybe the baby slid into the wrong spot... All I know is that I was suddenly unconscious- in a dream state, swimming back into the room and wondering where I was. Then I remembered that I was having a baby. Man, that was a bummer. Poor Bill was sitting right there, hearing the monitors go off and stuff.

4 comments:

mommyguilt said...

Ok, so, at least you don't have a tail. My family hasn't let go of that one and I did MY weirdo post, what? a month ago?. And if it makes you feel better, I've had my age questioned recently also. Only in reverse of yours. We had our block party 2 Saturdays ago. PC's twin brother was over and they were off to the side having a smoke. I was talking to another neighbor on the block (we don't know each other well on our block), and my BIL said something to me, I answered back. The woman said, "Oh, are those your boys??????" I'm only 4yrs older than they are!!!!!

Then, last week, PC and I stopped in a guitar shop after hitting the Farmer's Market. A woman was purchasing a guitar for her boy, maybe 10y/o, and the owner showed her an acoustic of the same manufacturer as PC's. He said something about it being a really good, reliable guitar, and great to learn on, and then went off to look at the electrics. Well, the mom said to me, "oh, so how long has your son been playing guitar?"

JAW**FLOOR 2x in one week.

As for the tat - go girl. I'm too chicken shit.

Anonymous said...

I have never fainted, so therefore I find you fascinating, not weird.

Lora said...

I think that you should still get carded when you buy alcohol because you still look young to me. You are not weird but pleasantly intriguing :)

kristina said...

Did I tell you that people tell my mom she looks like my sister? Yes, she loves it (and she inevitably has a better haircut and ironed clothes than me, Ms. Wash n Wear).